This “Festive As Fuck” wall plaque is a gloriously unapologetic decorative piece, designed for people who enjoy Christmas but refuse to pretend it’s tasteful. Featuring ornate gothic detailing and bold lettering, this plaque is 3D printed for crisp definition, then hand painted to give it a rich, antique finish that looks far too fancy for the message it’s delivering.

Perfect for festive decorating with a sense of humour, gothic interiors, alternative homes, or as a gift for someone who’s already done with mince pies and fake smiles.

Hang it proudly. Offend politely.

Details

• 3D printed wall plaque

• Individually hand painted

• Gothic ornamental frame design

• Bold raised lettering

• Lightweight and easy to hang

• Indoor display only

• Each piece has slight variations due to hand finishing (as it bloody should)

Perfect For

🎄 Alternative Christmas décor
🖤 Gothic & dark interiors
🎁 Rude but thoughtful gifts
🏠 Anyone allergic to beige seasonal nonsense

Please Note

This item contains strong language.
If that’s a problem, this probably isn’t for you.