Age is just a number. A rude, unavoidable number.

This Fuck I’m 40 Gothic Cake Topper is perfect for marking the big four-oh with the correct amount of drama, profanity, and dark humour. Ideal for gothic birthdays, alt celebrations, or anyone who’s absolutely thrilled about being older (lying is also allowed).

3D printed in bold red and black, this topper makes a statement before anyone’s even cut the cake. Tasteful? No. Honest? Extremely.

🎂 Details

• Overall size: 182mm x 158mm

• Stick length: 58mm

• Weight: 63g

• Material: 3D printed plastic

• Colours: Red & black

• Style: Gothic, dark humour, alternative

• Use: Cake topper (decorative use)

Lightweight but sturdy, it stands proudly in cakes, bakes, and emotional breakdowns alike.

🦇 Perfect For

• 40th birthday cakes

• Gothic & alternative celebrations

• Dark humour lovers

• People who are coping just fine, thank you

⚠️ Note: Decorative item only. Cake not included. Crisis also not included—but likely present.