Nothing says celebration like greeting someone with the respect they’ve earned.

This Gothic “Happy Birthday Fuckface” Cake Topper is designed for adults with thick skin and questionable friends. Printed in black plastic with red text, it delivers maximum visual drama with minimum emotional growth.

Perfect for birthdays where politeness has long since left the group chat.

Text: “Happy Birthday Fuckface”
Colour: Black with red lettering
Style: Gothic / alternative / rude
Overall size: 182 mm x 158 mm
Stick length: 58 mm
Weight: 63 g
Material: Plastic
Manufacture: 3D printed

Ideal for
Adult birthdays
Friends who deserve it
Gothic or alternative parties
People who laugh instead of cry

Novelty item intended for adults
Cake, candles, and consequences not included
Custom wording or colour tweaks are available if you’re feeling creative or spiteful.