This Gothic Cake Topper Sign – “Still a Cunt” is perfect for birthdays, milestones, or any celebration that deserves a blunt assessment. Designed in a dramatic gothic style, it’s printed in black with bold red text, ensuring maximum impact and zero subtlety.

Ideal for alternative, dark humour, gothic, or sarcastic celebrations. Pairs beautifully with cake, poor decisions, and people who can take a joke.

Details
Text: “Still a Cunt”
Colour: Black base with red lettering
Style: Gothic / alternative
Overall size: 182 mm x 158 mm
Stick length: 58 mm
Weight: 63 g
Material: 3D printed plastic
Finish: Solid, lightweight, and cake-ready

Perfect for
Birthday cakes (especially milestone ones)
Gothic or alternative celebrations
Friends with a sense of humour
People who haven’t changed and aren’t pretending otherwise

Intended for novelty use and adults with functioning sarcasm detectors

Cake not included (tragic, I know)
Designed by us, Darkmoon Designs