From some half-forgotten hillside hamlet in the shadowed backwaters of Valle dell’Ombra, Italy, crawls the escaped nightmare known as Michelangelo Gammonie — once a jester of the Carnival of Lost Souls, now a bedraggled menace haunting the darker corners of Yorkshire. When he's not performing at children's parties, scouting for victims, he's shouting obscenities at pigeons in Leeds city centre. His favourite pastime, however, is inflating the oesophagus of his victims and giving them out as balloons at Bradford airport. 

This one-of-a-kind horror doll began life as an unsuspecting mass-produced clown grandma… until the head was cheerfully torn clean off and replaced with a custom 3D-printed, hand-painted monstrosity depicting Michelangelo in all his bile-flecked glory. His teeth are permanently set in a rictus grin that suggests he’s already imagined what your insides look like. Twice.

In one hand he clutches a tatty heart-shaped balloon reading “FREE HUGS”, which is, frankly, a lie. He’s far more interested in the texture of an oesophagus than any sincere human affection. His costume is splattered with lurid streaks of sickly yellow vomit, and he drools a steady ribbon of bile as he waves at passers-by — or potential specimens — with suspicious enthusiasm.

Features include:

• Hand-crafted 3D-printed head with grotesque detailing

• Original body, reimagined into a vintage-meets-vile carnival escapee

• “FREE HUGS” balloon lure, perfect for unsettling guests

• Authentic grime, stains, and general moral decay

• Ideal for collectors of horror art, oddities, and unnervingly enthusiastic clowns

Whether you display him proudly on a shelf or let him lurk in a dim corner like the uninvited houseguest he is, Michelangelo Gammonie brings a dash of dark humour, a splash of sick, and a whisper of looming dread to any home.